we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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