Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Randomize
