The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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