My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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