She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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