If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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