So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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