Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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