I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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