just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
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