I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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