Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I'm going to jail i love you
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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