chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
It's never too late to be topless.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
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