I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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