do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Houston, we have a blender
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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