I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I love you.
Bad choice
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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