Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Found the puke drawer
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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