Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I'd cum for enchiladas.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
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