its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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