Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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