whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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