Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
he fucked my hip out of place.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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