South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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