you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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