Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
When did angry sex become our thing?
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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