I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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