you would pick up someone in the library
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize