i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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