You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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