Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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