brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
this will be a night to untag.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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