so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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