she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
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that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I just want to make out with him forever
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
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