i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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