Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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