i think my mom watched the whole time
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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