after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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