Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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