well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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