you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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