we're chasing vodka with high fives
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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