I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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