Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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