girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
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