who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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