Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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