i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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