my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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