WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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