If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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