you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
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