His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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