were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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