My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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