what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Buhtt sex?
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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