Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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